Authors’ Commentary on “Tale of a Tail”

Lawyers in Hell Authors’ Commentary on
»Tale of a Tail,«
 a story in Lawyers in Hell

Back in the 1980s, I received a call from Janet Morris asking me if I wanted to write for a new shared-world series, Heroes in Hell.  Of course, I jumped right in. 

My first published story, “A Walk in the Park,” was featured in the initial volume of the series.  Many volumes followed, allowing me to perfect the relationship between two former foes, Napoleon and Wellington, and the introduction of Napoleon’s mistress, and mother of his son who achieved prominence in France.

Authors’ Commentary on “Revolutionary Justice”

Lawyers in Hell Authors’ Commentary on
»Revolutionary Justice,«
 a story in Lawyers in Hell

I came in through my friend ‘Mad’ Mike Williamson. Thought it would be a chance to maybe sell something to a well-known series; never imagined it would become a lot more than that. Although I didn’t know a whole lot about shorts.

Since I started writing seriously in the mid-`90s, I’d written ten or so novel-lengths. Maybe half as many again between 25-50K. But the the last time I’d written anything below 25K, the President was Bill Clinton and the World Trade Center stood tall. Maximum of 10,000 words? That’s two chapters. A complete story arc in that space? It’s fair to say I wasn’t at all confident in the form.

Out of Court Settlement (A story in Lawyers in Hell)

Lawyers in HellOut of Court Settlement
(A story in Lawyers in Hell)

Snip.  Snip-snip.  Snip.

Partly overcast in hell, a few spots of rain – but the job had to be done, and when jobs of a less elevated nature had to be done in Augustus’ villa, there was a question of rank involved.  Augustus wasn’t going to do it.  Neither was Caesar or Cleopatra, nor Sargon of Akkad; nor was Hatshepsut.  The villa had Roman rulers and Egyptian pharaohs, but no gardener, and that elected the two Renaissance refugees who’d found the villa a comfortable berth in hell.

Dante was dithering around in the basement about some research project.

Authors’ Commentary on “Out of Court Settlementl”

Lawyers in Hell Authors’ Commentary on
»Out of Court Settlement,«
 a story in Lawyers in Hell

Roman hell comes in several sections. The deepest is Tartarus, but that was reserved for real dastards. The Elysian fields, well, those were where you got to after a virtuous life. Most people just went to a place a lot like the here and now, with a few inconveniences.

So in a sense the Roman hell was there before the Christian one moved in and spread out. It's not as old as the Akkadian one, but it goes back to some respectable antiquity, and therefore operates under its own rules.

Authors’ Commentary on "The Rapture Elevator"

Lawyers in HellAuthors’ Commentary on
»The Rapture Elevator«
a story in Lawyers in Hell

zur deutschen Übersettzung In five short stories and one novel, I have been exploring the world and concept of Hell, as created by Janet and Chris Morris in the Heroes in Hell series.

"The Rapture Elevator" expands on an idea first developed in "God's Eyes" (Masters in Hell) and "Madly Meeting Logically," a short story originally written for Masters in Hell but later pulled so it could be expanded into my novel, Bridge Over Hell.

Can the damned escape hell?

Tribe of Hell (A story in Lawyers in Hell)

Lawyers in HellTribe of Hell
(A story in Lawyers in Hell)

Be not too hard for my wits and all the tribe of hell
– William Shakespeare, Othello

Kur had been in hell long before the first cast-down gods and their damned worshippers took the fall; he would be here long after the last of them were gone.  Kur was born here in Ki-gal, home of the indigenous tribe of hell.  Golden-green sulphur tickles his nostrils, billowing down sweet and warm from the mountaintop.  He breathes deeper, expanding his mighty chest, rippling the surface of the dark pool where he floats, content.  Beneath his backside, tar bubbles pop, massaging his wide-spread wings, his long spiky tail.  His red skin is gleaming, dusted with quills, warning all comers of his poisonous bite and his rank, highest among the tribe.